Let me tell you the day I had Got up and was a little dizzy and I did a ramming thing like foot ball players do, with my right arm. I actually moved it. Water went flying all over the place....poor fishes. was low on gas and my light came on. Traffic was backed up on 28 as they are messing with the road again. One lane, everyone wants to just slit their throats. I got off at the RT 50 exit. Made it to the 7-11 to put some gas in ( 3.10) ouch. I only put about 2.5 gallons. Well when I got out of the car I had my lights one and I got out of the car and shut the door ( which got caught on my seat buckle) I didn't know I did that until I tried to get in the car. Windy as hell and my hair is flying all over the place ( nice look) Thin hair, you get the drift. Everything was in the car. Yes i have copies of keys , they are in my purse. Reg phone, chirpy, car keys in the car..lights on..the over head light on. Of course this is the first day of me being alone. Guess I'm not making it in by 9 now am I. I went into the 7-11 and the challenge was to talk to the India people behind the counter. I need to use a phone..mine is in the car and my money is as well... they look at each other.. Duh Hello people. I had to do the hand gestures of wanting to use a phone and one of the workers gave me her phone. I had to call 411 to get Cingular to get road side assistance. Gave them every thing I had to. "What is your phone number where we can get a hold of you" I don't know, I said .. I have someone elses phone , mine is in the car. What is the number of that phone? dunno.. The lady is busy getting chili hot dogs at the moment. Of course people are looking at me like we do when we see an odd character that looks suspicious.. yep that was me....no colors I wore matched and my hair has a life of it's own. I felt my name should be sparky. They cam back on the line to say that there was a tow truck about 20 minutes away . OK , I gave Harwatha her phone back and stood stareing outside.... you would have thought I was a street person by the way people looked at me. The Mexicans of course were not interested in me thank God...those hot dogs were the main attraction in the joint.... I watch him put re fried beans on it and I shook my head at him.. He smiled with his gold encrusted mouth. I wanted to say.. just go for the burrito over there.. you'll get the same blowing power with them then those dogs there. I walk outside and stand for a while hoping not to attract people. then I realized that I looked like the Spanish people who were just hanging around eating their power source for the day..... They should have had signs on their asses saying, keep away 100 feet especially down wind. Of course they are all huddled around each other and there I was in all my glory with yesterday clean hair standing straight up, then laying the opposite direction of how my hair normally lays. Can you get the vision here? Not Pretty let me tell you. I did call Peggy's work number as this was the only number I could remember. told her what the deal was and I would be in soon. the guy shows up and I swear head greenish and some other color teeth. Been a long time that i have seen rednecks in that area. Ha! He puts a wedge in the door and tries to pull up the latch..nope....... that is all he had....... then he was trying to use a stiff coil that he pulled as straight as he could( it was attached to a fuse and some light..... hmmmmm hope the shit doesn't ignite right about now.) By this time he is slamming things around saying I don't have the right stuff... um no duhhhhhhh Rufus the snaggle tooth. He finally turned his hat backwards and said " now the country comes out " I did a double take.. what? ..... I envision some odd stuff and they weren't legal by any means.He had a wire and asked if my seats went down..... "oh hell now I'm not putten out " ( in my mind of course ..no one else can hear the oh helllllll no but me) He flipped the trunk lever up and it opened up... had to take all the shit out of the trunk..... I even had to place some those fragrance balls in the trunk in the styro cooler cus the smell was so strong... I couldn't open my eyes..... yes a bad thing when you are driving as I hang my head out the window. Opps bad hair... nixed that real quick. He took the lid off of it and he had to wipe his eyes... got to him too. He showed me that there was lever in the trunk that you can pull to push the back seat down with out using the key. He slithered his skinny ass in thru the front and had to open the back side door.. those smelly balls were taken their toll. As this is going on a anorther Indian came up with a piece of paper and was going to talk to my hero.....he said to the guy I can't help you now......he looked at me and then disappeared. Is Satan an Indian ? he was in black and smelled like curry..... hmm Well she never went to her office to get it. By 9.35 she is flipping out and called Marsha saying she can't find me. She called me like 7 times. She called Jose to see I had come in or something and she didn't see me. Peggy was upset telling people that I never do that unless something happens and I do call. She had visions that I was passed out at home or in a ditch. She was in a meeting with her boss and she stopped the meeting to tell her boss that she was going to call the police as this is not like me at all. then she thought I may have fallen ( cuz of my ice capades incident... or even falling over the curb as I have done that too. Her boss was asking ..who do we call... she said .. I don't know and her mom is in Fla. Security was looking for me, 2411 had to get the mail cuz I was missing ( to them I was) they even called back to see if I got in ok. Marsha was trying to contact me. she was in WVA, like she could do anything. Got to work , thru my stuff down and worked non stop till 4.30 PM before I even sat down. I was a little gamey so I had to go into the regular bathroom to give myself a once over with a towel and some soap. My luck hot dog sister was in there and she was fumigating the joint.. poor baby. Ok .. place wash cloth over nose and try to wipe the flab with out breathing. Tough, try it. I stick my head in the sink and try to wash my hair. Well of course I get the faucet that has an odd leak and it was shooting on my shirt. I tried to clean up and get back to the mail room and of course the wall plugs didn't' work.. the darn cover came off in my hand... oh isn't this just lovely. I' m wet, electricity.......I was a training video for not what to do. I had put only a little foam in my hair to scrunch it up.... well it was like crispy noodles.. so the stares again.... I think they couldn't stand all my beauty.......or they were looking at the one strand that was standing on the top of my head literally . I saw the reflection and oh my god ,,,,,, Die at the beach ...right ma? I am eating PB out of the jar in small amounts and I can tell you it makes your mouth stick together. Lucille Ball episode was just a brewing.... Oh ok , enough of you
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